Comments on: Lifetime Movie Reviews http://sarahaswell.com Sarah Aswell Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:09:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: srb223 http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-4494 srb223 Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:43:18 +0000 http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-4494 what is the name of the lifetime movie you were talking about when you said "The little girl is troubled and stabs the family dogs, kills baby birds" I have been trying to find that movie for soooo long! what is the name of the lifetime movie you were talking about when you said “The little girl is troubled and stabs the family dogs, kills baby birds” I have been trying to find that movie for soooo long!

]]> By: Kurt http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-2811 Kurt Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:21:50 +0000 http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-2811 I LOVE all the terrible sappy Christmas movies like A Dad For Christmas (with Louise Fletcher), and The Road to Christmas (with Jennifer Grey), and Eve's Christmas (with Cheryl Ladd). I LOVE all the terrible sappy Christmas movies like A Dad For Christmas (with Louise Fletcher), and The Road to Christmas (with Jennifer Grey), and Eve’s Christmas (with Cheryl Ladd).

]]> By: Dan G http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-2106 Dan G Sat, 03 May 2008 09:06:00 +0000 http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-2106 Kate's Secret.... Where Meredith Baxter Birney is a bulimic puker with white spots on her teeth is my personal fav. She stores her vomit in jars in the closet and it is oh so dramatic when her husband finds them. Serves him right for marrying a bitch without enough will power to be a sexy lil' rexy. It was MBB's finest moment since her water broke while singing Believe Me If All Those Endearing Young Charms during Steven's big pledge drive. Kate’s Secret…. Where Meredith Baxter Birney is a bulimic puker with white spots on her teeth is my personal fav. She stores her vomit in jars in the closet and it is oh so dramatic when her husband finds them. Serves him right for marrying a bitch without enough will power to be a sexy lil’ rexy.

It was MBB’s finest moment since her water broke while singing Believe Me If All Those
Endearing Young Charms during Steven’s big pledge drive.

]]> By: joe http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-1681 joe Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:02:48 +0000 http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-1681 Just saw this one on Oxygen: Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Starring Tori Spelling and her ginormous head - really, look at its scale compared to her stick body. It is like a mattress on a bottle of wine. She plays the confused girlfriend of a psycho stalker boyfriend who continually makes poor decisions, especially when it concerns getting away from Mr. Wonderful. You know the idiot-deserves-it genre - when they just can't seem to make the correct sequence of decisions that will get them out of danger for good and you, the viewer, get to the point where you almost wish they die just to get their stupidity out of the gene pool. Features lame twist at the end and suspense of belief throughout. Good with BiBimBob and Boston Lager. Just saw this one on Oxygen: Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
Starring Tori Spelling and her ginormous head - really, look at its scale compared to her stick body. It is like a mattress on a bottle of wine.
She plays the confused girlfriend of a psycho stalker boyfriend who continually makes poor decisions, especially when it concerns getting away from Mr. Wonderful. You know the idiot-deserves-it genre - when they just can’t seem to make the correct sequence of decisions that will get them out of danger for good and you, the viewer, get to the point where you almost wish they die just to get their stupidity out of the gene pool.
Features lame twist at the end and suspense of belief throughout.
Good with BiBimBob and Boston Lager.

]]> By: Anonymous http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-1036 Anonymous Sun, 06 Jan 2008 05:20:30 +0000 http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-1036 omg I love to make fun of lifetime movies and wonder how this could be worse than the last one I watched. omg I love to make fun of lifetime movies and wonder how this could be worse than the last one I watched.

]]> By: rebecca http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-1035 rebecca Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:39:12 +0000 http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-1035 oh, and Human Trafficking-- a story about the sex slave trade. oh, and Human Trafficking– a story about the sex slave trade.

]]> By: slurredpress http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-1034 slurredpress Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:15:30 +0000 http://sarahaswell.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/#comment-1034 Please be on the look out for: A Face to Die For (not to be confused with A Face to Kill For) & Selling Innocence You will not be disappointed. Please be on the look out for:

A Face to Die For (not to be confused with A Face to Kill For)
&
Selling Innocence

You will not be disappointed.

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