Caught My Boss Sleeping On The Job

sleeping on the job
I’ve tried to stay away from office gossip since I started working from home. I’ve tried to keep my opinion to myself. I don’t want to be paranoid - one of those coworkers who is full of conspiracy theories when really they’re just trying to justify why they can’t seem to climb the ladder.

But here’s the thing: I’m starting to question Ripley’s recent promotion to CEO.

Haven’t you ever heard of osmosis?

C’mon, Sarah, I thought you had a family full of scientists!

Awwwww!

i really wish my boss would sleep on the job, maybe then i could have a little fun.

My boss does sleep on the job and believe me, it doesn’t make things more fun. It decreases my pay.

Sarah, Ripley is too cute!

What is it with cats and their attraction to lying on paper?
“It felt so cool and tingly…” - Andy Dick, News Radio, “No, This is Not Based Entirely on Julie’s Life”